I am 18 years old, kinda young but I act alot older then that, and I look older to, as you can tell.
What the fuck can we tell, heh? We can only tell that we have seen just another moronic homepage done by a moronic poseur kid. You act a lot older than that? Then why can't we see it? Oh no, we were wrong. Indeed you act older than you are. You give the impression of being senile.

I am very gothic, and I am a vampire
Please let other people decide whether you are gothic or not. No, you aren't gothic, no, you aren't a vampire, you are confused and need professional help. Probably our help. We offer to be at your disposal. Our highly trained emergency team will turn you into a human being again. We are the last line of true gothic defense.

I have been a vampire for a little over two years now
Someone seems to have bitten you into your brain instead of your neck.

I have slight powers, and they will grow over time.
Slight powers and a big vacuum in your head. It is pretty unlike but we hope that your IQ will grow.

Alot of people say I don't look like I am a vampire or gothic
You don't know how damn right these people are...

It is how you are and how you act
Exactly, this is the evidence. You act like a jumping jack.

As you can tell I have long blonde hair (goes to my butt)
How can you make a blonde go nuts? Send her into a round room and tell her to sit down in the corner. :-)
Do you really think that our eyes will go so much down in order to see your butt?

In my pictures. I also have a cat, named Newton, he is my phyco cat
Oh, where can we buy a "phyco" cat?

Ok, now on to a different subject, music. I listen to Gothic music, Alternative music, Heavy Metal, and Dance.
Maybe you are a bit of everything but certainly not goth!

My favorite Gothic group is Sisters of Mercy. My other favorite gothic groups are Rosetta Stone and Switch Blade Symphony. Those are my three favorite gothic groups, but Sisters of Mercy is the BEST! (so check them out if you never heard of them!)
God, do you want to wash our brains by using the word "gothic" all the time? If you were a fan of The Sisters of Mercy you would know that they are not "Sisters of Mercy" but "The Sisters of Mercy". That's something old Goth Goose Andrew Eldritch hated so much.

I am bi sexual, yes I like girls too. I have been bi for like 3 to 4 years now, but it is hard to find girls that are bi around where I live that are good looking!
It's a tragedy that not only innocent boys but even girls will be annoyed by you.

Take a look at my pictures and other stuff.
No thanks, I already feel sick because of reading your vampire shit.

I am engaged with a guy, so yes I em taken, but I am looking for new friends to chat with.. His name is Brian Fake.
Thank God, somebody has had to sacrifice himself to save us all!

I am home schooled, I have one more year to go.
Your mother certainly knows why she has arrested you at home for school. We only have one more year to save us from you. HEEEEEEELP!