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For Week Starting April 12th, 1999

Vampriss

in gooseness my heart was won...

Hahahahahaha!

Cognosce te ipsum!

Hahah, teenie goths are most entertaining! This week we have Natasha aka Vampriss or Vyamprix who heard something about goth on MTV and thought "Ah, this is sooooooo cool!". What a pity that she is nothing more than a poor suburban wannabe...

Come on, I mean what is in your mind when you read: "Most people find it hard to believe, but I'm a Gothic Cheerleader."
Hard too believe? Shit, something like this is impossible! Gothic Cheerleader? What the spooky fuck is this? Do you know what you are? A silly and harmless pussycat!

"Right now I'm still in the process of going fully Gothic, but it's possible."
You twaddler, the only process you are in is becoming a complete ludicrous idiot. Has Vampriss ever thought about the shit she is talking? Does she actually know what's goth?

"Another goal I have that I didn't meantion is I'm trying to help break some of the stupid stereotypes of both Cheerleaders and Goths."
Ohhhhhhhh God, can't she just shut up? This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. When will she understand that stereotypes belong to goths? Because of Vampriss there is another stereotype now we have to deal with: Every dumb ass can be a goth.

"I also think theres too much BullShit (pardon mon francias) going around on the net."
...like your kindergarten webpage!

"NO, I DO NOT MODEL. I think that I'm somewhat pretty, yes, but not enough to model. I don't mind compliments, but I think when people give you a compliment every two seconds, they want something, or are lying through their teeth. *shrug* Just my opinion."
Ha, but nobody is interested in your boring suburban thoughts! And do not uphold the impression that you get compliments every two seconds.

Okay, now let's talk about her hidden - probably I was too dumb to find the link! - page called "Pictures Suck!!" (see "Moi.html"). I say, yes, especially your pictures suck! In Natasha's eyes the photo I used is her most recent one. But when this is her most recent one I wonder why she edits her face with Kai's Power Goo! LOL!!! By the way, there's also a halloween photo which she describes as "It's not really gothic.". Damn, when you think gothic is the center of the world then you are at the point which is most away from it.

Hey little cheerleader goth! Why don't you marry your local college football, baseball, basketball whatever hero and just shut up and live your boring life? GO AWAY!!!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Richard Lockney.

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Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "It hurts to be you!"



real goths laughed at VAMPRISS since 14 April 1999




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