Hey Mr. Superstar
I'm your number one fan
Hey Mr. Sickly Star
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you
For Week Starting July 20th, 1998
Vargoon
in gooseness my heart was won...
AOL + Bad HTML + Pseudo Goth =
I do not really know what to say. Vargoon has 33 tattoos and 16 piercings. This means that he has even more tattoos on his body than I have had sex in my life so far (or I was too drunk to count, hehehehehehe...). Please let me quote this:
"If your a real vampyre or a goth or just yourself,not a mansonite then i would love for you to read this page......^v^"
Well then, I am neither a mansonite nor a vampyre but I have to say that I didn't enjoy your page. What the fuck does Vargoon make to upload a 369 KB (!!!) big animated gif of himself which is so disgusting that I can hardly find any words to describe it? And why do all those fake goffs write "vampyre" instead of "vampire"? I know, sometimes pictures say even more than words... Not another word now! Just have a look at his site and laugh! I hope you will be able to stop some time... I know it is hard but this homepage is a must-see, especially his guestbook where 17 years old Manson worshipping whores wrote down their comments. I am just speechless and need many bottles of beer to forget Vargoon's disgusting homepage.. Good-bye!
This Goth Goose was nominated by Vengance Vixen via my ICQ UIN. Well done, I am still laughing! ...and drinking a lot of beer to forget Vargoon's terrible homepage.
Vargoon's URL is no longer valid.
Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Ha Ha Ha Ha, Wasted!"