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I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. Fallen Star
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Superfuck
I wanna go down on you


For Week Starting May 11th, 1998

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in gooseness my heart was won...

How sluttish...Nightmare on Elm Street!

you aren't what I love...

I don't really know how to start a slashing review because I am shocked when I see pictures like these. They are even worse than "Nightmare On Elm Street". Oh holy Freddy! If the second photo wasn't made for a cast in order to get the leading part in a zombie film I will call myself Reverend Hanson! And the first one... Just terrible! I nearly puked on my keyboard when I saw Wolfbitch's photo at first. Did you know that Wolfbitch calls her first photo "Typical Gothic pose"? This is such a pain in my ass! I think a real goth would never give out a stupid statement like this. But what do you expect from a person who believes that Type O Negative is goth? These remarks of Wolfbitch must be quoted:

"I've recently (jointly) purchased "Antichrist Superstar" by Marilyn Manson, and I've surprised myself by liking it and doing silly dances round the living room to it." Ouch, that hurts!

"I'm a rather strange person. It's hard to describe myself." No, it's pretty easy: You are a Goth Goose!

Cossack must have been very, very drunk when he made Wolfbitch Goth Babe of the Week (6/10/97). What a sad irony!



This Goth Goose was nominated by Berlinveidt. She has a very good taste, don't you think?

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Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "You suck!"



real goths laughed at WOLFBITCH since 11 May 1998




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