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For Week Starting December 14th, 1998

Zeb

in gooseness my heart was won...

What a fake!

Cognosce te ipsum!

What an orginal photo! Do you think you are Jesus, you stupid thing? After I saw the title of Zeb's aka Acid Oatmeal homepage I should have been warned. What can you expect from a page called "@ciD'z da|2k c|-|@/\/\|3eR"? And what do you think when a javascript window pops up saying "This page is made for goth/vampire/dark/evil/hacking/etc.../"? A gothic hacker... This is a little too funny! The next thing I see is a scrolling line telling me I should vote for Zeb at the Dark 100. Hahahahahahaha! WHERE????? I'd rather vote for you at "Worst html page of the week" or nominate you for the "Darwin award" where you'll hopefully end some time in the near future. I can tell you that you will get a vote for "Goth Goose King of the Year" in any case from me. In my humble opinion I would rename your page to "Acid'z dark garbage can", especially when you have a look at his stats. All I can see is a poor loser who fits all Goth Goose categories: Listening to Marilyn Manson, Nirvana and Nine Inch Nails (but I am sooo goth, too!), watching The Crow and Dracula and writing in hacker style (although his English is even worse than mine). Instead of bragging with having no grade at school I would rather get some education (or at least learn what the gothic movement means). I'm going to give you your first lesson now: You are NOT goth! :-)
Let us have a look at his (interesting) hobbies:

"reading, writing, playing the guitar/keyboard, listening to music, being on the computer, thinking (But not much, I guess, uh?), talking on the phone,gettin high (But keep staying away then. Don't come down to earth again please!),gettin laid,touchin witchcraft"

Okay, reading, writing, listening to music, talking on the phone is nothing special. Why do you voluntarily tell us that you are such a bore?

And what's this?

"phrase: Mother fucker. ; Woopie Fuckin Doo; fuck u nigger!"

Slowly I begin to understand why you have no grade...

"phobia i have: homophobia[2 many homos make me nautios]"

Mine is: Zebmania! This is a very dangerous one. If you get infected you look stupid on photos and write painful text on homepages!

Please, please, please, dear visitors, go to Zeb's webrings and links pages. I promise you: With all the evil things there you won't stop laughing.... And when you visit his poetry page (I know you have some maso tendencies!) you will probably die of laughter. Here is an example:

childhood

I questioned the church
I questioned authority
I questioned my parents
and they just ignored me
Such is our State, such is our plite
No hope for the youth,
No star in sight

This is my version:

I questioned goth gooseness
I questioned spooky kids
and they just ignored me
Such is our Internet, such is our world
No hope for the real goths
No star in sight

Oh please, let me forget this place in the Internet pretty fast...



This Goth Goose was nominated by Micah McIntyre. Thank you very much, Micah. This is a worthy Goth Goose!

Warning: Watching this site could cause discolouration of your urine or faeces!!!


http://www.angelfire.com./la/dal2k/

Last but not least the thing you are always waiting for, the last words, my notorious Duke Nukem Rating: "Lucky son of a bitch!"



real goths laughed at ZEB since 14 December 1998




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